I wanted to see it on it's designated date, but noooo. At least I can see it this weekend. But not before I go see BRIAN REGAN!

His show is tomorrow, and thanks to my mom, she decided to talk me out of it until the day before his freakin' show! The hell.

Oh, a few days ago, I had the most hilarious conversation with my dad over the phone:

Dad: Oh, Alesha, I'm so sorry I missed your birthday!
Me: ...eh?
Dad: Don't worry, I'll make it up to you, sweetie!
Me: ...Dad, when is my birthday?
Dad: August 15th. Why?
Me: ........

He was off an entire month.

WHAT. I DON'T EVEN.